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Dot Com

Everybody's gone dot com.

The idea for this song came while watching a co-worker leave a message on his mom's web page. It came to me that in today's world, everyone has a web page.

Lyrics

My mom just got a web page. Now I visit her at mom dot com Just like the big corporations. My mom she's now logged on You can visit her at mom dot com You can visit her at mom dot com The world's gone Internet crazy Everybody's now logged on Everybody's got web pages Everybody's gone dot com Everybody's gone dot com

Wanderer

He's been everywhere. He's never left the chair.

The story of a man who meets girls, impresses friends, and impresses his parents with stories of all the great places he has visited and the things he has done. The catch is that he has only experienced these situations on the Internet.

Lyrics

I com to Jamaica at Jamaica dot com I surf in Australia at Australia dot com I scale the highest peaks at Alaska dot com I chat with the Chicas in CostaRica dot com Without getting out of my chair I wander round everywhere With just a click of a mouse I leave home Without even leaving the house. Yea without even leaving the house

Philadelphia Forces

Forced to face that Philly ice.

I moved from the beach in Treasure Island, Florida, to just outside of Philadelphia for a brief time before returning to the island. Some dark forces had to be involved.

Lyrics

I was forced to Philadelphia Forced to flee from some place nice Forced to forget where I fell from Forced to face that Philly ice But what I found in Philadelphia Was good folks filled with good faith Forget the feelings I felt before Philadelphia's my favorite place

Harry Potter's School

The school I really wanted to go to.

Lyrics

BreakI gotta go to school where harry potter goes to school I gotta go to school where harry potter goes to school I gotta go to school where harry potter goes to school I gotta go to school where harry potter goes to school VerseThere's witches, there's wizards, there's goblins and there's ghouls I gotta go to school where harry potter goes to school. Where wizardry and witchery are school day usual. I gotta go to school where harry potter goes to school. They use magic wands and potions not pencils as their tools I gotta go to school where harry potter goes to school. So wave that magic wand now make it all come true. I gotta go to school where harry potter goes to school. BridgeGonna get my degree in wizardry. Please wave that magic wand. I'm getting kind of tired of reality. Yea, wave that magic wand.